A path to the heart!

To his heart:
Through the stomach, where else?

To her heart:
Jewelry?
Try vimukti jewelry!

Going organic?

So I bought some ‘organic’ eggs. Now God knows who gave that label….but ideally if they were organic …. 23 days later I should have an ‘organic’ chicken.
Guess what? No chicken. Egg was still an egg. So what kind of natural intervention stopped the egg from hatching?

The brain

“The brain is a wonderful organ, it starts working once you are up and doesnt stop working till you reach office” – Robert Frost

How true?
A sleepy friday afternoon.

Fortune ki *@@ ka

runoff.umd.edu:sekhar-136> fortune
Second Law of Final Exams:
In your toughest final — for the first time all year — the most
distractingly attractive student in the class will sit next to you.

Yeah right!

“btw some rumour exists that you are coming to sloan. is this true?”

All about F.R.I.E.N.D.S

Well friends, friends, friends….coming to an end!
The countdown has begun….ends in a few days.

Many of us have at some point or another associated with one of the characters in friends. But these results surprise me! Actually I associated the six of them with six of my friends. Like Chandler Bing suits Ralli besht, or Joey = pushkar!

Anyway these are the results. Which one are you?

I’m Chandler Bing from Friends!
Take the Friends Quiz here.
created by stomps.

Smart son, smarter Dad!

Old wine in new bottle:)

Son telegrams father:

“no mon, no fun, your son”

Father replies:

“Very bad, so sad, your dad”

Tresspassers will be recruited!

Hey this is not a board at the TCS campus. But this is close enough how one of my friends – for his sake CT – got recruited! Guess what was he doing. He had gone to one company with a friend, who went there to meet another friend.
So the game guy he is, our good ole CT was playing a game on his newly acquired mobile phone when a recruiting manager of the company walked by and took an interview and more or less gave him a job! And hey nothing of the story is jazzed up!

Sadarji virus!

Dear Receiver,
You have just received a Sardarji virus.
Since we are not so technologically advanced , this is
a MANUAL virus.
Please delete all the files on your hard disk yourself
and send this mail to everyone you know.
Thank you very much for helping me.

Sardarji Hacker